Monday, November 15, 2010

Nora Ephron Meets Reality

Nora Ephron is the acclaimed screenwriter of Silkwood, When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle and Julie & Julia. It's a pretty impressive résumé. If she understands people so well, she must have her head screwed on straight.

 Nora Ephron
So you can imagine my surprise to find, buried in a fawning interview in the National Post by Nathalie Atkinson, as ripe a piece of relativism as I have seen in print this year. Atkinson asks her why her love for journalism is in the past tense; in short, why did she quit writing it?
“Eventually, when I started writing what you might call fiction,” Ephron says, “it became clear to me that there was no such thing as the truth.” Expanding on what she says in the piece: “That except for a very few things for wont of a better world we would call facts, everything is a story, a point of view. And that was a kind of revelation. And at that moment, all the pretentiousness that I had had as a journalist and other people still have as journalists, about “the first draft of history’ and the objective truth just went out the window. But I still loved that job. I don’t think there’s any better job when you’re young.”
Oh, boy. Where do I start? 'A very few things . . . we would call facts?' How about grains of sand on a beach. If you start at one end of Daytona Beach in Florida, and take your time, you can factually count  every grain of sand on the beach. The number is astronomical, not minimal, and that's just one thing on one beach. The truth is, the world is entirely composed of facts; objects and actions, and nothing else.

'No such thing as the truth?' Let's deal with that too, because it's the key claim relativists try to make time and time again. 
Question. Did Nora Ephron sit down for an interview with Nathalie Atkinson?  Let's examine the evidence.  You have her article and here, from the National Post, you have this picture.


And you have this caption: "Nora Ephron, director and author, poses for a photograph at the Soho Metropolitan Hotel in Toronto on Wednesday, November 10, 2010. Ephron is in Toronto to promote her new book, 'I Remember Nothing: And Other Reflections.'" And you have this photo credit: Matthew Sherwood for National Post.

Not enough for you?  OK, let's go over to the Toronto Star. A famous screenwriter is apparently in Toronto. Did she make it into the left-leaning Red Star? Yes, of course she did.

 

Here's the caption: Nora Ephron at the Soho Metropolitan hotel, Nov. 10, 2010. Humm. same hotel. And, look, the same window in the background! Also a third and forth witness, writer Heather Mallick and photographer Richard Lautens.

I'm convinced. You're convinced. And the reason we are is that the evidence for the interview having taken place is overwhelming. She's there, two interviewers were there and two photographers took two pictures of the same person in the same spot.

That's what we call, in the news business, and in life generally, the truth.

It certainly makes for good screen writing when two characters screw up the truth—indeed isn't that the single most important trick in any romantic comedy—but the truth remains, no matter how mistaken the characters, or the writer.

Ephron has confused the mistakes people make over reality for reality itself.

I apologize for jumping on a beloved senior so harshly, but really, 69 is an age when we're supposed to get our understanding of how the world works in order. The world, dear Nora, is full of facts; screenplays, on the other hand, are stories with points of view.

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